Today I took my girl friend to the farm. It wasn’t your normal farm though they had a few cows and a few other critters. I’ll talk more about this farm later. First I’m going to talk about my erection. You see at my age getting an erection isn’t as, shall we say “as intense” and demanding of attention as it used to be. When I was younger like most horny teenagers my cock would get hard for no particular reason at all. Shit I didn’t have to be horny to get an erection, they just happened. Of course there are hormones and shit involved and all that shit but what ever, I’m digressing. I wanted to talk about today’s erection! LOL So there we are on the road to the farm, cruising down the highway smoking cigarettes and checking shit out, heading to the farm. Usually when we cruise we sometimes hold hands on the center console. It’s not so high that I can’t get a glimps of her pussy when she wears her short shorts like she did today. So I’m driving along and we hit a bump, Kalump under the car it goes and sends a jolt right up my ass into my sore and presently healing lower back like a bolt of lightning POW! Anyone who has ever had lower back pain knows what I’m talking about. The funny thing is I was thinking about my girl friends pussy at the time and some of the things I wanted to do with her when we got back from our little journey, but I wasn’t horny at the time, I was just sorta thinking about it and trying to concentrate on driving and not getting rubbed out in an accident. Well I’ll be godamned, when we hit that bump and a I got the lightning strike up the ass and by jeesus my cock stood at attention just like a raw recruit who’d been bitch slapped for the first time!! so there I was in the middle of a three hour drive with a cock popping out of it’s skin and a sore back. I’m all fucked up and and my old lady’s got not idea what going on! Then she slips her hand into my lap and the game was up. She’s like where did that come from? you weren’t horny earlier, what have you been looking at sluts? So then I had to explain this shit to her and of course she didn’t believe me but she was still gripping my pulsing hard cock and I could see the look in her eye that she wasn’t going to let it go anytime soon! Have you ever had a piss hardon? you know when you wake up early with a raging erection that’s full of piss and not horny at all? Well this is the same thing, except it’s called a pain on, or when you see a fighter get knocked out they often get erections. I think It’s like a survival instinct, the body gives one last load to try and reproduce. That’s just my theory though and I’m a numb fuck too. So here we are and she’s got this massive throbbing cock in her hands and I know she wants it. Now normally the thing to do would be to find someplace to pull over and start fucking and sucking right away, right? Sure unless the farm your going to is the farm of the state prison and it’s only right across the street and the person your going to see just happens to the husband of your girlfriend. The guy you grew up with, committed numerous crimes with and trust with your life. Now it’s not as bad as it seems. He’s doing life with no parole for some trumped up drug/murder charges. So he’s ok with it. I’m not going to go into it more than that. So we pull into the parking lot and wait for the dude on the speaker to tell us it’s ok to get out of your vehicle since this is a low security joint and they have outside visits where you can have lunch and sit at picnic tables. It’s really late and my minds blown, so if you want to see the rest of the story check back in a day or so. So long my friends and if you put things in your butt and haul em out and suck em,.. well then you’re really gross mmkay….
Check out my new cock stretching machine! I got my old lady to get it for me on my birthday she figured a penis stretching machine would turn my penis into a pussy stretching machine!
